My CAPCOM STATION resign letter

Dear Boss,

You know why I want to resign? Since I work for you, I have no time to surf the facebook. When I don’t have time to surf the facebook, my friends island me. When my friends island me, they started to spread rumors and started to gossip about me. When they gossip about me, I become depressed. When I become depressed, I eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I become moody all the time. When I am moody, it will cause your staff to leave the company. When your staff leave the company, you become unhappy. When you unhappy, u gossip a lot. When you gossip, your position as a manager will be under threat. When your position as a manager is under threat, you become depressed, you eat a lot, like me. When u ate a lot u will become moody like me. =)

You see. Boss, it’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good, because I care for you. Boss. So the conclusion is, I want to resign. Please let me go. =(

Sincerely,



(Valon Au Kok Wah)